tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56325173134566583732011-12-02T18:54:21.161-08:00Eugenihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17029303991409711685noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5632517313456658373.post-45169648235247859372010-10-21T23:46:00.000-07:002010-10-22T00:11:53.187-07:00"-I had a problem last week, said Mr Hind to his friend the inspector.<div>When my father died, I inherited his fortune of several million pounds.</div><div>But, last week, Gregg came to see me.</div><div>He used to be the gardener until I fired him in December.</div><div>He told me that, just before my father died, he was working outside his window and he heard</div><div>Dad drawing up a new will in favour of my brother.</div><div>My father and I had argued about something at the end of November,</div><div>so it was possible that he decided to alter the will.</div><div>Gregg told me that the document was in his possession and that he would sell it to</div><div>me for fifty thousand pounds.</div><div>He said it was dated November the thirty-first, three days after the first will,</div><div>so it was worth a lot of money to me.</div><div>When I refused, he tired to bargain with me. First, he asked for twenty-five thousand pounds,</div><div>and then, finally, ten thousand.</div><div>- I hope you didn't give him anything, said the inspector.</div><div>- Only my foot in his backside", said Hind.</div><div>What was Gregg's mistake?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5632517313456658373-4516964823524785937?l=its-raining-men.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Eugenihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17029303991409711685noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5632517313456658373.post-25901706650994751562010-10-14T03:28:00.000-07:002010-10-22T00:38:06.519-07:00Давление всё ниже,<br />а влажность всё растет.<br />Тот поступает правильно,<br />Кто на улицу идет!<div><br /><div>Поскольку этим вечером</div><div>Примерно в десять тридцать один</div><div>Первый раз за всю историю</div><div>Прольется ливень из мужчин!</div><div><br /></div><div>Дождь из мужчин!<br />Слава Богу!<br />Дождь из мужчин!<br />Аминь!</div></div><div>.....</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5632517313456658373-2590170665099475156?l=its-raining-men.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Eugenihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17029303991409711685noreply@blogger.com0